Hahaha haven't done one of these posts in such a long time. And today's post will feature the ever lovable Rem.
[On the subject of eyebrow threading]
Rem: Who does the threading for you? Your mum ah?
Faith: No all kinds of people do it these days.
Rem: Oh I thought only old people know how to do it. Do you use a real thread?
[We were talking about how Rem is the PERFECT PERSON to go do missions in some village hidden in a forest...]
Rem: But who will go there with me? There are TIGERS IN MALAYSIA.
[Christy was talking about global warming and how the weather and temperature is messed up...]
Rem [tries valiantly to interrupt conversation]: Christy, it's not called global warming. You cannot use the term 'global warming' anymore.
Christy [after finishing what she had to say, totally ignoring Rem in the process]: Who said you can't use global warming anymore?
Rem [earnestly]: It's climate change. My supervisor said so.
Christy: And since when is he the authority on such things?
Rem [fumbling]: Well he did research on Thailand and blablabla and...that's all I can remember.
[On the people who do not seem to understand the function of public swimming pools]
Faith: They pee in the pool?
Pastor Rachel: No, they SPIT in the pool!
Rem [a little proudly]: It's okay, my friend vomited in the pool before!
[At Anchorpoint, when Christy dropped a nata de coco on the floor...]
Aaron: CHRISTY KHOO, WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
[Aaron bends down to pick up the nata de coco and puts it in his mouth :S]
Christy: That's more like what Rem would do!
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